Sunday, May 30, 2010

Joke Of The Week


Weekly Joke to refresh your mind and lighten your mood. Jokes will be posted weekly at this blog and will be labelled under "jokes". Please feel free to come back from time to time to sell all the jokes here or see "Joke Of The Day" at Highwinds Bowling League

Saturday, May 29, 2010

MAY FUN BOWL

MAY FUN BOWL - 102 BOWLERS & CHAMPION - WILLIAM LIM CM

WE HIT ANOTHER CENTURY AGAIN BUT THIS TIME AROUND WE HAVE TO APOLOGISE PROFUSELY TO MR CHEN WEI GUO/ZHEN GROUP OF EIGHT BOWLERS FOR NOT ABLE TO SLOT THEM. THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM YISHUN AND WERE DRASTICALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT THE OUTCOME. THEY COMMENTED THAT THERE ARE ADDITIONAL 8 LANES AVAILABILITY, WHY CAN'T THE MANAGEMENT BE MORE FLEXIBLE & SUPPORTIVE ON THE FUN BOWL THAT WAS HELD ONCE A MONTH BY HIGHWINDS BOWLING.

FIRSTLY, SOME STANDARD BOOKING TIMING SHOULD CUT-OFF BY 7PM TO CATER FOR FUNBOWL AND ONLY
WALK-IN CUSTOMERS.

SECONDLY, STANDARD BOOKING LANES CAN BE REDUCED BY HALF ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS.

THIS WILL RESULT IN BETTER MANAGEMENT OF LANES UTILISATION & ALSO THE NEEDS OF ALL PARTIES  ARE WELL-SERVED, LEADING TO MORE PRODUCTIVITY AND FRUITFUL UNIONISATION OF BOWLING CTR,  BOWLING ORGANISERS AND BOWLERS.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Joke Of The Week


Weekly Joke to refresh your mind and lighten your mood. Jokes will be posted weekly at this blog and will be labelled under "jokes". Please feel free to come back from time to time to sell all the jokes here or see "Joke Of The Day" at Highwinds Bowling League

Saturday, May 22, 2010

FLY SPECIALIST

 

THE KING OF "FLY" IN THEIR CURRENT RANKING :
1. BOB GOH
2. HAMZAH ULONG
3. RICK TAN
4. CAROL TAN
THE WORD "FLY" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PICTURE, I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT APPEAR ON MY MINUTES, PROBABLY CLOSING THE FILE ACCIDENTALLY WITHOUT REALISING A CURIOUS FLY HAS FLOWN IN.

"FLY" - IN OUR BOWLING TERM MEANS THE CONVERSION OF PIN 6/7/10 OR 4/7/10. YOU MUST HAVE THE PILOT LICENSE INORDERED TO FLY SUCCESSFULLY. THE UNQUALIFY PILOTS/BOWLERS USUALLY ENDED UP @THE GUTTERS TO THE GLEE OF THE LANE TECHNICIANS, THUS FREE-ING THEM OF THE GUTTERS CHORE.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

"XXX" NATIONAL BOWLERS

DON'T LET YOUR MIND RUNS WILD. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT OUR EX-NATIONAL BOWLERS IN THEIR GLORIOUS PAST AND NOT SOME MISCHIEVOUS MOMENT. PRESENTLY WE ARE HONOURED TO NAME A FEW
DANMAX   :  RICK TAN
HOPE THERE WILL BE MORE OF "X" & NATIONAL BOWLERS WITH MORE ARSENAL OF FIREPOWERS TO STIR-UP MORE FIREWORKS & FIREBALLS IN THE COMING LEAGUE SEASONS. (FIREWORK - YES FOR NATIONAL BUTVERY UNLIKELY FOR EX-NATIONAL - LOSS OF FIREPOWER/FIREBALL)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Joke Of The Week


Weekly Joke to refresh your mind and lighten your mood. Jokes will be posted weekly at this blog and will be labelled under "jokes". Please feel free to come back from time to time to sell all the jokes here or see "Joke Of The Day" at Highwinds Bowling League

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

LEAGUE RESULT

 
 

THE SECRET OF POCKET ROCKET'S SUCCESS IS OUT. OUR HIGHLY AND SOPHISTICATED RADAR FINALLY DISCOVER IT AT A REMOTE GALAXY. NOW WONDER THEY MUST FUEL @EARTH. HOWEVER DUE TO THE MAD  COW DISEASE, THEIR SOURCE OF ENERGY WAS CONTAMINATED & RESULTED IN THEIR CRAZY PERFORMANCE LATELY. THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO QUICKLY DISCOVER ANOTHER PLANET LIKE EARTH IN ANOTHER GALAXY AS PURE & ORGANIC IN ITS ORIGINATION. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU - CPT LIM AH CHUI FOR THE CONTINOUS SEARCH IN YOUR SURVIVAL AND ULTIMATE CONQUEST OF THE UNIVERSE
AT LAST, POWER HOUSE HAS LIVEN-UP TO THEIR EXPECTATION. THEY ARE NOW THE NEW LEADER IN THE LEAGUE STANDING. THE CHICKEN THAT WE HAVE MENTIONED, WILL BE KEEPING A DISTANCE FROM THEM  MOMENTARILY. HOWEVER ANY CARELESS SLIP OR FALL WILL RESULT IN THE CHICKENT GETTING TOO CLOSE FOR THEIR OWN COMFORT AND MAY EVENTUALLY BECOME A BIZARRE NIGHTMARE AS SHOWN.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Joke Of The Week


Weekly Joke to refresh your mind and lighten your mood. Jokes will be posted weekly at this blog and will be labelled under "jokes". Please feel free to come back from time to time to sell all the jokes here or see "Joke Of The Day" at Highwinds Bowling League

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Highwinds Fun Bowl Event

The next ''HIGHWINDS FUN BOWL'' event will start on 13th June (Sunday) 2010. Open to all bowlers (No Restriction). Check In: 1830 Roll Off: 1900. 6 Games 9 Pin Tap. For More Info...

Friday, May 7, 2010

TALKING WITHOUT ACTION ......

TALKING WITHOUT ACTION IS BOWLING YOU NOWHERE. LET'S BOWLS WITH PASSION & VIGOUR. LET'S ENJOYS BOWLING TO THE FULLEST WITH OUR "KAKIS" & HAS FUN, DRINK, PINS, FLY AND BE MERRY ALL NIGHT LONG @MT FABER ALLEY. LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE WORKS @OFFICE AND LET'S DE-STRESS @ALLEY BY STRIKING THE PINS TO SMITHEREENS. LET ALL HELL OF YOU RUN LOOSE AND WILD. SEE YOU ALL - "PASSIONATE BOWLERS" @MOUNT FABER SUPERBOWL - SOONEST FOR A HELUVA SMASHING TIME OF FUN AND BOWLING.


Sunday, May 2, 2010

Joke Of The Week


Weekly Joke to refresh your mind and lighten your mood. Jokes will be posted weekly at this blog and will be labelled under "jokes". Please feel free to come back from time to time to sell all the jokes here or see "Joke Of The Day" at Highwinds Bowling League