ELEANOR

 

FORTUNATELY, THIS LEAGUE WE HAVE ELEANOR LOH FROM PIN DEMOLISHER COMING TO THE RESCUE IN DEMOLISHING ALL THE WRONG NUMBERS AND REINSTATING THE RIGHT NUMBERS FOR PEACE & ORDER TO PREVAIL. IN THIS EPISODE, WE MUST CONSTANTLY BEAR IN MIND THAT OUR SHINING KNIGHT MAY NOT BE AROUND
FOREVER TO ENSURE ACTIVE VOLCANO REMAIN DORMANT. TO CONVERT AN ERUPTIVE VOLCANO INTO SERENE SLEEPING BEAUTY, THE PRESENT DIGITAL ERA OF HANDLING SOLUTION IS TO UPGRADE THE SOFTWARE THUS MINIMIZING ERRORS IN HUMAN COMPUTATION. THIS SUBSEQUENTLY LED TO NO ROOMS AND EXCUSES FOR
BOWLERS TO "CRY WOLF" INSTEAD OF "XXX"

LEAGUE RESULT

WHEN THE SEASON REACHING ITS CLIMAX, FIERY EXCHANGES OF SCORE RESULT BECOME A VOLCANIC ISSUE - SPLITTING MOUNTAIN OF NUMBERS THAT CAN EASILY BURIED MOUNT FABER SUPERBOWL. IT ALL STARTED WITH XXX & LEAD TO XYZ#:!#.

LADY BOWLERS

LASTLY, ANOTHER RECORD BREAKING FEAT BY MISS KELLY KULLICK. THE FIRST WOMAN TO WIN A MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP IN ANY MALE SPORTS ARENA - TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS IN PBA NATIONAL TOUR EVENT. SHE OUTBOWLED A FIELD THAT INCLUDED 16 PBA'S HALL OF FAMERS, 13 PBA'S PLAYERS OF THE YEARS AND 19 PBA'S GREATEST OF ALL TIME. IF KELLY CAN MADE HISTORY TODAY, I BELIEVE THERE WILL BE MORE WOMEN BOWLERS FROM MT FABER SUPERBOWL'S LEAGUE MAKING HISTORY SOON IN SINGAPORE. WHO'S KNOW IT CAN BE JESSICA, ELEANOR, CELINE, CASS, CAROL, CAROLLE, MARIE, SOO YONG, AGNES, JACKIE, KAREN, ADELINE, EMMELINE, SUZANNE, CINDY, SAMATHA, SUZIE, YIN TENG, FANNY, LINDA, REMY, SHELLA, S J TEU, SHULI, LILY, DENNY, RACHEL, SHARON, JENNIFER, JUDY, CONNIE, LALANE, DAN CHYI, KIM, BOEY SIM, EILEEN..........

FUN BOWL BOWLERS

WE DON'T JUST KISS & SMOOCH THE CENTURY MARK, WE HAVE BROKEN THE RECORD OF MAXIMUM ENTRIES FOR THE FUNBOWL FAR FAR BEYONG OUR EXPECTATION. HOPE TO SEE MORE RECORD BREAKING FEATS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. FUN BOWL BOWLERS, YOU ALL PLAY A BIG ROLE IN BREAKING FURTHER RECORDS WITH MORE FUN AND SATISFACTION. HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN @EVERY HIGHWINDS FUN BOWL.

FUNBOWL

JUNE FUN BOWL - 121 BOWLERS & CHAMPION - SOPYANI

BOWLING JARGONS

MEGA HOOK III, POCKET ROCKET, PINTEAM TEAM, LIGHTNING STRIKE, XXX POTENTIAL, XXXCELLENCE, WEAPON X, BOWLTRIX, TEAM PASSION, HANG 10, PIN DEMOLISHER AND BOWLING BUDDIES. (CHECK FOR UNDERLINE TO TEAMS) HOPE TO SEE MORE VARIETIES, CREATIVE AND MORE IMAGINATIVE NAMES IN FUTURE TEAMS.

COMPANY & BOHEMIAN TEAMS

TEAMS WITH CORPORATE IDENTITY ARE NATSTEEL HOLDING, PSRC, DANMAX AND HIGH-WINDS. HOPE TO SEE MORE COMPANIES SUPPORTING THE LOCAL LEAGUE @MT FABER SUPERBOWL.

TEAMS WITH NO LINKS OR CONNECTION TO BOWLING TERMINOLOGY ARE SHEN SXIU TANG, CLUB 61, KEEPGOING, TEAM RETRO, SIXES & 7S, TEAM DIVERSITY, KRYTON, TEAM FUSION, EAGLES AND POWER HOUSE.HOPE TO SEE SOME FIERY CHANGES TO THE CREATION OF NAMES WITH A LITTLE PINCH OF PASSION & DRAMA.

JESSICA & DAVID

 

THE OLD CHALLENGE PIN TROPHY - SPONSORED BY BESS TWISHES GIFTS SHOP WAS WON BY TEAM RETRO FOR BEING THE "3RD TIME" WINNER. THE NEW CHALLENGE PIN TROPHY WAS DONATED BY BOWLERS JESSICA ONG & DAVID LIM.

THIRD CHALLENGE PIN

WINNER FOR THE 3RD CHALLENGE PIN ON 31/5/2010 - KEEP GOING

LUCKY $250.00 BALL VOUCHER WINNER - SIXES & 7S

BLOWING HOT & COLD

HIGHWINDS THE MELTING OF NORTH POLE ICE IS CAUSING THE RISING OF TIDE AND CHILLY WINDS. THE DEPLETION OF OZONE LAYER IS CAUSING THE EXCESSIVE HEAT TO BREW UP THE EARTH. HIGHWINDS HAS BEEN BLOWING HOT & COLD/HIGH & LOW DUE TO THE ERRATIC CLIMATIC CONDITIONS. WHEN WE'RE HIGH, ALL AEROPLANES AROUND THE WORLD GET GROUNDED DUE TO VOLCANIC ASHES. WHEN ARE LOW, ALL SHIPPING & MARINTIME ACTIVITIES AROUND THE WORLD RUN AGROUND AND ARE LEFT HIGH & DRY DUE TO TSUNAMI. ONLY AT MT FABER ALLEY, "HIGHWINDS" MANAGE TO MAINTAIN AND EQUILIBRIUM DUE TO THE PASSIONATE BOWLERS & ENVIRONS.

LEAGUE RESULT

TEAM WITH XXX (STRIKING SIGN) SEEM TO BE A GOOD BET. LATELY XXX POTENTIAL & XXXCELLENCE HAVE BEEN SECRETLY ENGAGING AND KISSING THE POLE POSITION, FLEETINGLY WITHOUT ANY ONE KNOWING IT AT ALL. IF YOU ARE CONTEMPLATING OF NAME CHANGE ANONYMOUSLY, CONSIDER "XXX" BECAUSE THE STRIKES NEVER END EVEN THOUGH KISSES MAY END SOMEHOW.

Highwinds Fun Bowl Event

The next ''HIGHWINDS FUN BOWL'' event will start on 13th June (Sunday) 2010. Open to all bowlers (No Restriction). Check In: 1830 Roll Off: 1900. 6 Games 9 Pin Tap. For More Info...

Joke Of The Week

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MAY FUN BOWL

MAY FUN BOWL - 102 BOWLERS & CHAMPION - WILLIAM LIM CM

WE HIT ANOTHER CENTURY AGAIN BUT THIS TIME AROUND WE HAVE TO APOLOGISE PROFUSELY TO MR CHEN WEI GUO/ZHEN GROUP OF EIGHT BOWLERS FOR NOT ABLE TO SLOT THEM. THEY CAME ALL THE WAY FROM YISHUN AND WERE DRASTICALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT THE OUTCOME. THEY COMMENTED THAT THERE ARE ADDITIONAL 8 LANES AVAILABILITY, WHY CAN'T THE MANAGEMENT BE MORE FLEXIBLE & SUPPORTIVE ON THE FUN BOWL THAT WAS HELD ONCE A MONTH BY HIGHWINDS BOWLING.

FIRSTLY, SOME STANDARD BOOKING TIMING SHOULD CUT-OFF BY 7PM TO CATER FOR FUNBOWL AND ONLY
WALK-IN CUSTOMERS.

SECONDLY, STANDARD BOOKING LANES CAN BE REDUCED BY HALF ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS.

THIS WILL RESULT IN BETTER MANAGEMENT OF LANES UTILISATION & ALSO THE NEEDS OF ALL PARTIES  ARE WELL-SERVED, LEADING TO MORE PRODUCTIVITY AND FRUITFUL UNIONISATION OF BOWLING CTR,  BOWLING ORGANISERS AND BOWLERS.

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FLY SPECIALIST

 

THE KING OF "FLY" IN THEIR CURRENT RANKING :
1. BOB GOH
2. HAMZAH ULONG
3. RICK TAN
4. CAROL TAN

THE WORD "FLY" HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PICTURE, I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT APPEAR ON MY MINUTES, PROBABLY CLOSING THE FILE ACCIDENTALLY WITHOUT REALISING A CURIOUS FLY HAS FLOWN IN.

"FLY" - IN OUR BOWLING TERM MEANS THE CONVERSION OF PIN 6/7/10 OR 4/7/10. YOU MUST HAVE THE PILOT LICENSE INORDERED TO FLY SUCCESSFULLY. THE UNQUALIFY PILOTS/BOWLERS USUALLY ENDED UP @THE GUTTERS TO THE GLEE OF THE LANE TECHNICIANS, THUS FREE-ING THEM OF THE GUTTERS CHORE.

"XXX" NATIONAL BOWLERS

DON'T LET YOUR MIND RUNS WILD. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT OUR EX-NATIONAL BOWLERS IN THEIR GLORIOUS PAST AND NOT SOME MISCHIEVOUS MOMENT. PRESENTLY WE ARE HONOURED TO NAME A FEW
DANMAX   :  RICK TAN
HOPE THERE WILL BE MORE OF "X" & NATIONAL BOWLERS WITH MORE ARSENAL OF FIREPOWERS TO STIR-UP MORE FIREWORKS & FIREBALLS IN THE COMING LEAGUE SEASONS. (FIREWORK - YES FOR NATIONAL BUTVERY UNLIKELY FOR EX-NATIONAL - LOSS OF FIREPOWER/FIREBALL)

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LEAGUE RESULT

 

 

THE SECRET OF POCKET ROCKET'S SUCCESS IS OUT. OUR HIGHLY AND SOPHISTICATED RADAR FINALLY DISCOVER IT AT A REMOTE GALAXY. NOW WONDER THEY MUST FUEL @EARTH. HOWEVER DUE TO THE MAD  COW DISEASE, THEIR SOURCE OF ENERGY WAS CONTAMINATED & RESULTED IN THEIR CRAZY PERFORMANCE LATELY. THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO QUICKLY DISCOVER ANOTHER PLANET LIKE EARTH IN ANOTHER GALAXY AS PURE & ORGANIC IN ITS ORIGINATION. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU - CPT LIM AH CHUI FOR THE CONTINOUS SEARCH IN YOUR SURVIVAL AND ULTIMATE CONQUEST OF THE UNIVERSE

AT LAST, POWER HOUSE HAS LIVEN-UP TO THEIR EXPECTATION. THEY ARE NOW THE NEW LEADER IN THE LEAGUE STANDING. THE CHICKEN THAT WE HAVE MENTIONED, WILL BE KEEPING A DISTANCE FROM THEM  MOMENTARILY. HOWEVER ANY CARELESS SLIP OR FALL WILL RESULT IN THE CHICKENT GETTING TOO CLOSE FOR THEIR OWN COMFORT AND MAY EVENTUALLY BECOME A BIZARRE NIGHTMARE AS SHOWN.

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Highwinds Fun Bowl Event

The next ''HIGHWINDS FUN BOWL'' event will start on 13th June (Sunday) 2010. Open to all bowlers (No Restriction). Check In: 1830 Roll Off: 1900. 6 Games 9 Pin Tap. For More Info...

TALKING WITHOUT ACTION ......

TALKING WITHOUT ACTION IS BOWLING YOU NOWHERE. LET'S BOWLS WITH PASSION & VIGOUR. LET'S ENJOYS BOWLING TO THE FULLEST WITH OUR "KAKIS" & HAS FUN, DRINK, PINS, FLY AND BE MERRY ALL NIGHT LONG @MT FABER ALLEY. LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE WORKS @OFFICE AND LET'S DE-STRESS @ALLEY BY STRIKING THE PINS TO SMITHEREENS. LET ALL HELL OF YOU RUN LOOSE AND WILD. SEE YOU ALL - "PASSIONATE BOWLERS" @MOUNT FABER SUPERBOWL - SOONEST FOR A HELUVA SMASHING TIME OF FUN AND BOWLING.

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FUN BOWL

APRIL FUNBOWL - 94 BOWLERS & CHAMPION - ADRIAN KOH
SOME BOWLERS SPOKEN-TO, SHUNNED 9PIN TAP DUE TO PSYCHOLOGICAL FACTORS. THEY CLAIMED THAT IT SUPPOSED TO BE EASY BUT TURNED OUT OTHERWISE AND EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING WHEN COMPARING TO NORMAL 10PIN GAME. THEY KEPT HARPING ON THE POOR PERFORMANCE WITHOUT MAKING SUFFICIENT EFFORT IN RECTIFYING AND IMPROVING IT. MOST FAILURES BOIL DOWN ON MINDSET - LACK CONCENTRATION. MOST BOWLERS FAILED TO INTERNALIZE, PSYCHIC & FOCUS BEFORE THE EXECUTION. SOUND SIMPLE BUT HARDEST TO PUT INTO PRACTICE.

NO PROBLEMS CAN WITHSTAND THE ASSAULT OF SUSTAINED THINKING.

IF YOU CHOOSED TO BE THAT EXTRADORDINARY BOWLERS THEN GO THAT LITTLE EXTRA TO MAKE IT HAPPENING & STOP GRUMBLING!!!

LEAGUE RESULT

RESULT OF 1ST ROUND STANDING
*CHAMPION - POCKET ROCKET
*2ND - HIGH-WINDS
*3RD - POWER HOUSE
4TH - TEAM FUSION
5TH - XXX POTENTIAL
6TH - XXXCELLENCE
7TH - SHEN SXIU TANG
8TH - BOWLING BUDDIES

WE'RE THE CHAMP.....THE SONG MUST BE CONSTANTLY PLAYING IN POCKET ROCKET'S MIND WHILE RELAXING & AMUSING THEMSELVES IN THE LAND OF PARADISE. HIGHWINDS'S DREAMS OF CHAMP HAS GONE WITH THE HIGH WIND. POWER HOUSE CANNOT AFFORD TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE OTHERWISE NO LONGER FIT TO BE A "POWER HOUSE" ANY MORE. MIGHT AS WELL CALL THEMSELVES - "CHICKEN HOUSE".

OTHER DAY WE WERE CASUALLY TALKING ABOUT POWER HOUSE MEETING WITH LIGHTNING STRIKE DURING THE POTLUCK ENCOUNTER. WE WERE WONDERING WHETHER POWER HOUSE HAD ANY LIGHTNING CONDUCTOR AT THE ROOF TOP TO WITHSTAND AGAINST THE LIGHTNING STRIKE. THE ANSWER IS DEFINITELY YES - LIGHTNING STRIKE GET STRIKE-OUT.

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Highwinds Fun Bowl Event

The next ''HIGHWINDS FUN BOWL'' event will start on 4th April (Sunday) 2010. Open to all bowlers (No Restriction). Check In: 1830 Roll Off: 1900. 6 Games 9 Pin Tap. For More Info...

FUNBOWL

FEBRUARY FUNBOWL - 68 BOWLERS & CHAMPION - MR ANTHONY KOH
MARCH FUNBOWL - 88 BOWLERS & CHAMPION - MR DESMOND CHANG
YEAR 2010 - MEMENTO FOR TOP 5 BOWLERS TO BE REDUCED TO 3 TO ENABLE THE CHANGE OF NEW FORMATS WHICH ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE, BOLD, APPEALING AND CONSTANTLY REFRESHING.
P.N. TOP 3 BOWLERS WILL QUALIFY FOR THE CHAMP OF CHAMPS ON 26TH DECEMBER 2010.

SO MUCH OF THE HEARTBREAKING & FREAKY SAGA, THEY REMIND US TO LIVE & BOWL WELL FOR TODAY.
YESTERDAY'S SORROW & LOUSINESS HAS PASSED LONG LONG.....
TOMORROW A NEW, EXCITING & CHALLENGING FUN BOWLING AWAITS.

CAPTAINS & LEAGUE BOWLERS

ON THE COMMENCEMENT OF 2ND ROUND ON 22ND MARCH @6.30PM, THERE WILL BE A SUMPTUOUS BUFFET CATERED FOR LEAGUE BOWLERS.
CAPTAINS KINDLY INFORM YOUR BOWLERS NOT TO MISS IT BECAUSE FROM PAST FEEDBACK, MORE UNEXPECTED HAPPENING OF PN 7/10 UPON CONSUMING THE BUFFET.

PRIZES

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE 1ST ROUND, TEAM & INDIVIDUAL PRIZES WILL BE POSTED ON THE WEBSITE AND NOTICE BOARD.
PHOTO AND NAME OF BOWLERS FROM INDIVIDUAL TEAM WILL BE GRADUALLY UPDATED AND POSTED ON THE THE WEB@TEAM LEAGUE.

OH CAROL !

1-2 DAYS AGO BEFORE THE TRAGIC INCIDENT, CAROL TAN FROM PIN TEN TEAM - A REGULAR & EXPERIENCE BOWLER,
ALSO HAD A FREAKY ENCOUNTER WITH LANE 19/20. SHE WAS LUCKY TO ESCAPE WITH SLIGHT BRUISES TO HER KNEES.

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A CONSTANT REMINDER

THRU'S THIS FREAKY MISHAP, BOWLERS MUST BE MINDFUL OF THE PROPER ATTIRE DONNED FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY. RAYMOND WAS WEARING A TIGHT, LONG-SLEEVED SHIRT THAT PROBABLY HINDERED & RESTRAINT HIS MOVEMENT DURING THE FALL. SERIOUS INJURIES COULD BE AVOIDED IF PROPER ATTIRE HAD COME INTO PLAY.

FREAK ACCIDENT

11TH MARCH @ LANE 19/20, RAYMOND QUAH FR STRIKE FORCE, A SOUTHPAW TRYING TO CONVERT THE STUBBORN PIN 10. DURING HIS APPROACH
CUM DELIVERY, CLAIMED THAT HE WAS STUCKED, THUS CAUSING THE SURGED FORWARD, RESULTING IN THE LOSS OF BALANCE AND FALLING HEAVILY.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN RECORD, AMBULANCE HAD TO BE SUMMONED TO MT FABER SUPERBOWL, DUE TO HIS BROKEN ARM SUSTAIN IN THE FREAK ACCIDENT.

HEART BREAKING NEWS

PANVINCENT LIM

X-CAPTAIN OF CLUB MJ - PANVINCENT LIM PASSED AWAY ON THE 21ST OF FEB. WE HAVE LOST A GOOD BOWLER, CAPTAIN, BUDDY, KAKI AND PLAYMATE ALL ROWED INTO ONE. WE SINCERELY HOPED PANVINCENT WILL BE HAPPLILY BOWLING IN HEAVEN'S ALLEY.

PETER SANTHOU

ANOTHER SHOCKING NEWS - MESSAGE RELAYED BY CPT ELEANOR FROM PIN DEMOLISHER THAT HER TEAM MEMBER PETER SANTHOU (AGE-52) HAD JUST PASSED AWAY ON 14TH MARCH.

ON BEHALF OF THE BOWLING COMMUNITY WE WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND OUR CONDOLENCE TO BOTH FAMILIES.

TOMBOWLA

BOWLING BUDDIES - CPT ADELENE CHEONG STRIKE AGAIN THE "2160" PINFALL ON THE 11TH JAN TO WIN $30.00 CASH VOUCHER.

HIGHWINDS = CPT VITORR GOH STRIKE JACKPOT "2160" PINFALL ON 25TH JAN TO WIN $30.OO CASH VOUCHER

CHALLENGE PIN DAY

2ND CHALLLENGE PIN WINNER ON 22ND FEB - TEAM RETRO (CASS NG).
"HANG 10" BEING THE INITIAL LEADER FAILED TO HANG ON TO HER LEAD, RESULTING IN "TEAM RETRO' RISING TO THE OCCASSION.
BEING 3RD TIME WINNER, "TEAM RETRO" WON THEMSELVES $200 VOUCHER AND THE CHALLENGE PIN TROPHY LEAVING "HANG 10" HANGING TO NOTHING. POOR POOR "HANG 10".
LUCKY $250 BALL WINNER - NATSTEEL HOLDING (CPT-TERENCE NG)

LEAGUE RESULT

STILL CLINGING TO THE LEAD - POCKET ROCKET (POCKETFUL OF HOLES). NO WONDER FLYING SO FAST. NEW METHOD OF REDUCING WEIGH BY PUNCHING HOLES ALL OVER THE BODY.

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"Jokes Of The Day" was recently introduced on the website for bowlers to amuse themselves whenever they are tired or feeling stressful. So if you need to recharge and energise, "Jokes of The Day" will definitely tickel your day and boost your bowling averages by 5-20%

Jokes Of The Day

"Jokes Of The Day" was recently introduced on the websitefor
bowlers to amuse themselves whenever they are tired or feeling
stressfu. So if you need to recharge and energise, "Jokes of The
Day" will definitely tickel your day and boost your bowling averages
by 5-20%

Jokes of the Day

"Jokes Of The Day" was recently introduced on the websitefor
bowlers to amuse themselves whenever they are tired or feeling
stressfu. So if you need to recharge and energise, "Jokes of The
Day" will definitely tickel your day and boost your bowling averages
by 5-20%

Biggest Joke

Jokes aside, our Biggest challenge ahead for The Committee.. Biggest wish is for the growth of bowling league and we'll be working tenaciously towards our vision/mission/bowl value. Next Bigger wish is hoping for that wonderful "right" to come forwards to the "right" committee for the "right" job in stimulating & arousing that sleeping  giant (The bowling industry). Lastly our next Big wish is hoping for the right Sponsors & Advertisers to share the same vision in Highwinds Bowling Committee in reviving & rejuvenating this sleeping beauty. They're also the ultimate wishes of all passionate bowlers. There're also the ultimate wishes of all passionate bowlers. There're still many many other wishes to fulfill & dream about it................

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. The future belong to those who believed in the beauty of their dreams.